Mercuriosities

Gold Hoarders do not Profit

The gold sovereign (valued at £1) disappeared from circulation in 1914 at the start of World War I, when it was replaced by paper money.

The Gold Rush

“It is remarkable whence all the golden sovereigns have come  since they became worth 27s. 6d.*  In Stamford a busy time has been experienced by jewellers and others willing to purchase them.

At the beginning of the war a call was made for patriotism.  With that call a request was issued for the payment of gold coinage into the banks.  No doubt many patriotic people did so enchanging it at par. but in the light of recent events it appears that not a few hoarded it in spite of the dire need of the country for the precious metal.  Now there is an opportunity of selling at a profit they disgorge their savings, but I wonder if they realise what they have lost in compound interest had the money been lent to the nation, despite the fact that they are getting 7s. 6d. profit at the moment?”

Stamford Mercury, 4th March, 1932.

* about £1.37.

One-legged Dancer

This acrobatic dancer, Señor Donato, had previously been a bull-fighter, whence he obtained his injury.  He was very popular in England and on the continent.

Dancer

“The theatre at Stamford was opened on Monday last for the Midlent season, by Mr. C. A. Clarke, who has introduced a partially new company, with a few old favorites, which seems likely to become popular.  The Lady of Lyons was well played on Monday evening, Mrs. Clarke very cleverly sustaining the character of Pauline.  Mr H. Windley has re-appeared, greatly to the gratification of the admirers of burlesque and broad farce.  Among the novelties is a one-legged dancer, alleged to be very clever: he is named in the bills as Donato, but whether he is the original Spanish dancer of that name who caused so much sensation in London three years ago is not stated.”

Dancer

Stamford Mercury, 27th March, 1868.

 

 

A Corby Conundrum

Relationships can be very complicated.  Trying to visualise this family tree from Corby would give anyone a headache!

“An extraordinary relationship of two families living at Corby, Northamptonshire, – The master and mistress of one family are both father and mother, and brother and sister, to the master and mistress of the other family; consequently both grandfather and grandmother, and uncle and aunt, to their children: While the master and mistress of the second family are both brother and sister, and son and daughter, to the master and mistress of the first; also uncle and aunt, and cousins, at the same time, to their children. – The mistress of the second family is sister to her own father, and aunt to her own brothers and sisters.”

Stamford Mercury, 7th December, 1798.

Lipstick is so Sweet

Of course little girls like to wear make-up!

“‘Lipstick’

Preaching at Stamford recently Canon Hicks, of Messingham, referring to the increased use of cosmetics by members of the fair sex, asserted that, while he could understand the use of face powder to cover up a definite blotch or mark, he would defy any woman to look him in the face and say the the use of ‘make-up’ was a necessity of life.

This form of adornment has recently come in for considerable criticism, but it is no modern cult, as evidenced by the findings during the excavations in Egypt, where relics of what is presumed to be lipstick have been discovered.

In Stamford this week, however, was witnessed an episode which was very far from edifying.

Three little girls, whose ages ranged from about six to nine years, were seem busily engaged in front of a shop window. which was being sued as an impromptu looking-glass.  Closer investigation disclosed the fact that the youngsters, having purchased a small quantity of sweets covered with a red-coloured substance, instead of devouring them, were moistening their fingers, rubbing them on the colouring matter and endeavouring to emulate their elder sisters by giving their lips a ‘Cupid’s bow’ shape!”

Stamford Mercury, 18th March, 1932.

It Never got off the Ground

Stanley Spencer designed and built the first British airship (named, appropriately, ‘No. 1’)  which flew for 30 miles on 22nd September, 1902.  This is the story of a previous, doomed, flying machine.

“A tramp named William Williams was charged at Droxford on Monday with having set fire to a shed on Sunday morning at Denmead.  The shed contained the airship on which Mr. Buchanan, the inventor, had been at work for a considerable period, and which was ready for inspection by Mr. Spencer, aeronaut, on behalf of the syndicate which has acquired the patent rights.  The airship was completely destroyed.  When arrested Williams said he lighted a fire outside the shed because he was cold, and then smoked his pipe.  He was remanded.”

Stamford Mercury, 7th February, 1902.

Fair comes to Stamford

Originally, fairs had a serious purpose, selling goods to the local townspeople.   Quite a contrast to the fun-fair we enjoy today.

Stamford Mid-Lent Fair

“This is one of the oldest in the kingdom, although the time of its establishment is not known.  King Henry the Third, about the middle of the 13th century, committed the custody of the fairs to John de Lemar to hold in like manner as the last Earl Warren had held them, from which it would appear that fairs had previously been held here.

In days of old, Stamford Mid-Lent Fair offered housewives the opportunity of buying sufficient commodities to last for the whole of the ensuing year.  On the north side of Tinwell-road, just beyond Roman Bank, pewterers vended their goods, from which circumstances it became known as Pewterer’s Hedge.

It is related in Walcott’s Memorials that at this fair in 1189 a number of wild youths of Stamford obtained money for a pilgrimage to the Holy Land by robbing Jews who had grown rich and powerful.  Many of the unfortunate victims took refuge in the Castle, their houses in the meantime being pillaged, whilst others, offering resistance, were put to death.”

Stamford Mercury, 11th March, 1932.

 

Skeletons Unearthed at Stamford

“TWO HUMAN SKELETONS UNEARTHED AT STAMFORD.

Workmen’s Discovery Whilst Laying Drains.

Whilst employees of Messrs. E. S. Ireson and Son were excavating in the yard adjoining Mrs. Starsmore’s shop in St Peter’s-street, Stamford, for the purpose of laying drains for two houses which the firm is building on the site for the Misses Starsmore, they unearthed, at a depth of about two feet two human skeletons.

One of the skeletons, which are obviously several centuries old, was practically complete, but both were damaged by the picks of the workmen before they realised what they were unearthing.

The skeletons have been re-buried.

It is conjectured that the spot at which the remains were found was the burial ground associated with Sempringham Hall, a monastic institution of the Gilbertine Order which existed in the Middle Ages, the site of which is now occupied by Messrs. King’s garage.”

Stamford Mercury, 10th February, 1933.

A Too Zealous Housemaid

A disturbing tale of energy and over-cleanliness in the domestic world.

“Energy is a delightful thing, quite natural to the young, though it sometimes needs more intelligent direction than its owners can give it – as in the case of the too zealous housemaid who, in cleaning her master’s study, destroyed all his manuscripts and correspondence in the belief that paper when once it was written upon was of no further use.  (The remarks made by the gentleman on discovering this clearance have not been recorded.) ”

Stamford Mercury, 7th February, 1902.

Bottom of the Yard?

On a visit to the Cottesmore Hunt, the Prince of Wales (the future Edward VIII) encountered an old acquaintance at Oakham Station.

“THE PRINCE AT OAKHAM

A Handshake for Insp. Bottom.

Following a day’s hunting with the Cottesmore on Wednesday, the Prince of Wales motored to Burrough Court, the residence of Lord Furness, where he had been staying for a few days, and where he changed his clothes, and then returned to Oakham to catch the 3.43 p.m. train to London.

Among those on the platform at the station was Insp. J.B. Bottom, of Oakham, who is well known to his Royal Highness, and the Prince, greeting the Inspector with a smile, inquired: ‘Well, and how is my old friend, Bottom?’ telling him that he was pleased to see him once again.

He inquired after the Inspector’s health and shook hands with him on his departure.”

Stamford Mercury, 8th January, 1932.

 

What it means to be unmarried

A rather whimsical item about being a bachelor received a sharp, witty response from a spinster.  Could this be the beginning of the dating agency?

“THE OLD BATCHELOR’S PETITION.

‘I wish I had been married thirty years ago; I wish a wife and half a score children would now start up around me, and bring along with them all that affection which we should have had for each other by being earlier acquainted.'”

Stamford Mercury, 18th May, 1804.


Petition

“THE OLD MAID’S PETITION.

[In reply to ‘The Old Batchelor’s Petition’, in this paper of May 18.]

‘I wish I was married, that I might be free from the chagrin and neglect with which an Old Maid is in general treated.’

ANONIMOUS.”

Stamford Mercury, 1st June, 1804.