A husband takes advantage of his wife’s absence by consuming thirty-two pints of porter! Early porters were strong beers by modern standards.
“A journeyman bookbinder, of Norwich (whilst his wife was from home last week), being determined to be happy for one day in his life, actually drank thirty-two pints of Norwich porter (4 gallons), viz. 17 pints before dinner and 15 after it.”
Stamford Mercury 31st December, 1802.